Koreans go on with the show

Call me a sadistic bitch, but I could not stop laughing at this.

And the hate goes on

"I do not know how single mothers have more than one child with no help," she tells [Harper's Bazaar] magazine. "It requires so much of my life, and I don't have to change sheets and clean toilets, you know."

Bitch needs to SHUT UP.

Best Boyfriend Ever

Since I'm going to be in Vancouver for my actual 30th birthday, my darling Chris is planning a little Toronto to-do for moi. He designed the cutest birthday invite and I really need to share it with everyone who reads my blog.

My baby is the best!

If you're not busy this weekend, please come over to Spirits for a little birthday karaoke and overall debauchery.

This makes me hate her guts even more

I sure do hate me some Gwyneth. And just when I thought the hate couldn't burn any brighter, she goes and does this:


I'm sure a rich, white girl from Manhattan's Upper East Side can really truly feel the plight of Africans dying of AIDS. I guess once all the idea is that all the other rich, white princesses of the world will see Gwynnie in this ad and open up their wallets generously.

My sister got engaged!

Will finally bit the bullet and got her the ring she always wanted. He busted his ass, but it's 1.4 carats and he used an photo of her dream ring as his guide. It's custom-made and here it is:



To quote Tuc: "It's pretty bling"

(My dad's only comment to Will when he called him to tell him that he was going to propose: "Are you sure you're ready for this?")

Here is the happy couple:

Remember Towlie?

One of the best South Park periphery characters.

Here he is trying to remember a security code:



And here is trying to see if the kids want to party: