Friday, March 17, 2006

MSN Conversation between Lulu & Scott

My friend Scott has broken some new social barriers with his notorious poker night by inviting his first gay participant. Since its inception, Scott's poker night has been a point of contention.

However, with the addition of Attit and Chris, the game broke its first social barrier, that of race and now with the addition of Chris #2, the game has moved with the times and embraced differences within sexual orientation.

The only social barrier left to overcome has to do with the issue of gender. On this issue, Scott will not budge. His argument? Sometimes a man needs a little cock.

Here is our conversation from today.

scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
he may be coming to the poker game now
Lulu says:
hot
Lulu says:
finally
Lulu says:
your game has broken barriers
Lulu says:
not only for race
Lulu says:
but for sexual orientation
Lulu says:
only thing left
Lulu says:
is the gender barrier
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
nope
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
no woman allowed
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
dan is taliban
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
i need a guys night now
Lulu says:
HAHAHA
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
before i could've gone either way
Lulu says:
the old lady riding you
Lulu says:
?
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
this is sausage
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
nope
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
but a guy needs his time
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
i work with women
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
live with women
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
i need to cock rock it sometimes ya know
Lulu says:
oh yah
Lulu says:
you definitely need some cock
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
gth
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
you deserve to be sick
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
hahahaha
Lulu says:
and you deserve some cock
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
you are tooooo much
Lulu says:
you love it
Lulu says:
you did it to yourself
scottstwocents.blogspot.com: howland says:
true

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the record we invited Chris to our poker games from the start. We do NOT, not ever will, discriminate on any basis whatsoever!! (other than having a penis, obviously or being named Kas)

Scott Bradley said...

Kas is still invited for the record. He only garnished a one game suspension. As for "the gays" they have always been welcome. Chris Turner was invited many times. Although I'm starting to wonder if that guy is really gay. He's going to the Hunting and Fishing show with his dad on Saturday and is comtemplating playing poker that night with a bunch of dirts. He's still the best dressed dude I've ever befriended. It's all very Brokeback.