All for the hand of Flava Flav

I can't imagine putting all this effort in for Flava Flav.

Hermione is all growed up

FYI she is 15. I am sooo not going to judge, because I was doing such things at 14.


What next? Liquid ecstasy?

I love me some Paul Walker

So I picked up a copy of Toro this week and who should be on the cover but Paul Walker. Normally the blond hair, blue-eyed combo does not turn my crank, but for some reason Paul Walker gets me more worked up than a bitch in heat.

Apparently Paul Walker is no pretty boy. He comes from a long line of military men and is all about shooting guns, drinking and getting into bar fights. He's even being compared to Steve McQueen. (My favourite!)

Let's read a quote from the lovely Mr. Walker:

You work with these pricks and you hear these stories about like Michael Bay. I mean that guy is such a nightmare. People like that shouldn't be allowed to work anymore. I hope he hears this.

Nice. He publicly insults and then taunts Michael Bay, director of such mega-hokey movies as The Island, Bad Boys, Pearl Harbor and Armageddon. That guy has got some cajones.

Here are some photos of Hot Paul shirtless.

Do you think these guys bowl on a team together?

Mein schwanz mit mein kampf!

Wow.

This is why kids need to play less on the computer and spend more time outdoors.

This B**** is Crazy

Did they have religious cartoons lying around or something?

I'm all 'bout being "dark sided" if it means being the opposite of this woman.

Steve McQueen and other Valentine’s Day Treats

I do realize that it’s a bit late for a Valentine’s debrief, but things have been busy.

So my lovely boyfriend informed me a few weeks ago that he had picked some “materials” up for my Valentine’s Day prezzie. Naturally, I demanded that he tell me straight away and continued to badger him until Valentine’s Day.

After the fourth night of “I have go to home to work on your gift,” I told him that if it wasn’t good, that I would really be pissed. (I’m not the nicest girl in the world, but rest assured that I do know how to keep my mans happy.)

Our night began with us dividing and conquering the items that needed to be completed for our romantic night in. I was in charge of picking up the sushi and the movie that Chris had selected for our special night in.

Let’s talk about the movie for a sec. It was called Battle Royale. Here is what IMDB has to say about it:

Ninth grade students are taken to a small isolated island with a map, food and various arms. They have to fight each other three days long until the last one remains and are forced to wear a special collar which will explode when they break a rule.

I think me saying yes to this movie more than made up for the “my present better be good” comment.

My little darling was responsible for the wine and the dessert and of course my gift.

The present was AWESOME!

He painted me two canvases. One of Steve McQueen (my favourite) from the cover of the movie Bullitt, in pink and black. And one of Eric Clapton (his favourite) in black and white.

My boyfriend rocks!

I think I’ll keep him.

The city of love with my lova

So over dinner on Tuesday, my young lova asked if we can take a quick jaunt to Paris during our trip to London in May. Initially I was a little reluctant for two reasons.

1. This entire trip is costing me soooo much money! With London and Italy so far, adding Paris just seemed like so much.
2. Although we have 9 full days in London, there is so much to do that taking a few days to go to Paris would cut into that time.

As I am trying to be less of a biznatch, I looked into it.

Turns out it ended up being a lot cheaper than I thought and since I’ve already been to London before, I’ve seen most of what I wanted to see. As it also turns out, Chris was not so interested in spending all our time in London, hanging out in museums.

Long story short. We’ve now added Paris to the trip.

We are taking the Chunnel from London to Paris.

We are staying at the Hôtel Beaumarchais, which is near the Marais, one of few neighbourhoods in Paris that didn’t get torn down and re-built by Napoleon.


The last time I was in Paris, I was a single lady. Now I get to hang out in the city of looooooove with my lova.

Lucky him!

Another reason to hate the Bush administration

Wow. My 2nd hate post in a row and 3rd in less than a week! There is a lot to hate this week.

Hugo Chávez is the current president of Venezuela. He was elected in 1998, just six years after he orchestrated a failed coup d'état. He was re-elected in 2000, with over 60% of the votes.

Here are some highlights from Hugo Chávez’s tenure as president of Venezuela:

• He is a democratic socialist.
• Seeking to snap Venezuela out of social and economic decline, he launched the Bolivarian Missions, a series of social justice, social welfare, anti-poverty, and educational programs.
• Opposed the Washington Consensus and opted for alternative forms of economic development.
• Set up a free healthcare system in Venezuela.
• Put together a committee that drafted a new Venezuelan constitution that saw a significant increase in the number of human rights promised to the people of Venezuela.

So why does US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld compare this man to Adolph Hitler?

Much like the way that John F. Kennedy dealt with Fidel Castro, the US government has decided to portray Chávez as a crazy commie, hell-bent on destroying everything that democracy stands for.

Here is what Rumsfeld has to say about Chávez’s influence in Latin America:

“We saw dictatorships there. And then we saw most of those countries, with the exception of Cuba, for the most part move towards democracies,” he said. “We also saw corruption in that part of the world. And corruption is something that is corrosive of democracy.”

Chávez has made it clear that he views the US as imperialist. He doesn’t trust them and he doesn’t want their help and does not want their presence in his country.

So naturally he is being subjected not only to a media smear campaign, he is also being watched and probably have a bunch of people trying to kill him on a daily basis.

I'm sure Chávez has his bastard moments and is certainly not the perfect politician. However, he seems to be actually trying to do good by his people and like most people just want to be left the fuck alone by the Bush administration.

Gwyneth Paltrow needs to shut the fuck up

Whilst perusing through Ananova.com, I came a across a story about how Gwyneth don’t like drunk ladies. Here’s the quote:

"I really don't like drunk women. I think it's such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate.

"I think, 'Ooh, you're really degrading yourself to be this p**sed out in public.'"

Escoooose me?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Some of my best friends are drunk women who get “pissed” in public places. And I will go so far to say that these women are far more beautiful, engaging, complex and intelligent than Gwyneth Paltrow can ever dream of being.

Now I have never ever liked Gwyneth. Sure she is pretty in that boring waspy fashion, but she is nothing special. And quite frankly, girlfriend talk too much.

For someone who claims to value her privacy, she sure does a lot of talking to the press. First she’s going on about her break up with Brad. Then her break up with Ben. Then about how she married Chris Martin ‘cause he looked like her dad. (Slightly creepy) Then she says that the reason why Brad and Jenn broke up was because they talked too much about their relationship.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GWYNETH. No one gives a flying fuck about your stuck-up view of the world.

Lock up the doors to your posh house in London and never ever let us hear or read any more utterances from your tight thin lips.

FYI. You are totally B-O-R-I-N-G.