Thursday, May 12, 2005

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I love love love me some Eva Longoria. And I have yet to watch one full episode of Desperate Housewives.

Eva is one of those rare beasts in the celebrity world. She is a lady who likes the gents. Not just one in particular, but a whole lot of them. What makes Eva rare is the fact the she has yet to be called a slut by the entertainment media.

She’s juggled Tony Parker and JC Chasez all the while continuing to mack new boys. She isn’t looking for Mr. Right, she’s looking for Mr. Right Now. Judging by some of her escorts of late, she isn’t looking for much up top. Just rock-hard abs and a smile will do for Ms. Longoria. If she were Madonna, there would already be a million “Eva has STDs” jokes by now. Instead, homegirl is a bonafide playa.

I wish Eva were around when I was single. For so long, I just wanted to mack the hot guys and not have to have it be “meaningful.” It’s so refreshing to see a woman just have some fun with some cute boys. Eva just got divorced and she is not looking for love. More women should take a page from the Longoria book. Sometimes a girl just needs a hot piece of ass.

Godspeed Eva.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you suck whore and probably like being called that and would suck my cock with eva l's ass taste on it as i blow my load in your eye.

Anonymous said...

wow. i bet with some sweet talkin like that you get to "blow (yr) load" in lots of girls eyes... have some courage and leave yr name next time big boy, see what happens.